Scorpio, rawr! You’re the sexy, mysterious one. We don’t mean to objectify you. We know you’re deep, far beyond that which we can fathom. You poor men and women get cast as the villain time and time again for being the outcast. But in truth, people just don’t understand you. You don’t wish or need the applause of your peers, but being the oddball must cast a toll. However, can we say that you look ravishing in dark colors? You could have your pick of anyone you wanted because people are so naturally drawn to your strong personality. But you don’t have to admit it, you’re big softies deep down. Once you can trust and open up to a person, they see what beautiful souls you truly are endowed with. Many of you have decent confidence, so I don’t need to boost it by continuing further on my essay. Scorpio rules the…err..”pelvis”. Who are we kidding? You sexy beasts rule the genitals. And for good reason too. Throwing on a nice belt casts attention to your “bits”, however if you are looking for something less sexual, we think a pair of new sunglasses may be to your liking to add to your allure. If you’re looking for something deeper, a new mystery novel/movie or a diary complete with lock and key.
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